MOVIES THAT WOULD BE BETTER WITH RYAN GOSLING #1
Which movies are better with Ryan Gosling in them? “All of them, ha” well okay, but let’s do this thing for real.
Starting with The American. Have you ever seen The American? It is George Clooney making a gun and having sex, FOR TWO HOURS, IN ITALY. And no, to answer your question, of course the hooker is not his own age. The whole movie, Clooney is in khakis and zip-front Lacoste jackets. He looks like he got lost on the way to the pro shop at the golf course, and then suddenly he is shooting at someone from a Vespa, yelling “I JUST WANT TO RENEW MY GREENS FEES FOR NEXT YEAR.” Or at least he should be.
ANYWAY, put Gosling in it, and he can smolder and fuck and maybe make a ten-minute scene about someone machining steel interesting (for a gun, which is supposed to make it interesting, I guess?). Or maybe not.
